(via bonerparty): the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”.
I WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE AND PIZZA. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Whether that makes me more or less dateable is totally irrelevant—I just really, really like food.
thanks, im starving.
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Posted on Tuesday August 25th
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I work at an Italian restaurant/takeaway. I am given...free pizza/pasta every night I...
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thanks, im starving.
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what she said. also. she’s...“hot and skinny”…because she
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